Watch: Absolute Lunatic Strips Butt-Ass-Naked And Jumps Into The Tank At The Local Bass Pro Shop
Source - Talk about fishing for attention -- some guy is in serious trouble after stripping naked and jumping into a Bass Pro Shop pond -- and footage from horrified bystanders has captured everything.
You gotta see it to believe it -- the man executes a cannonball from the top floor of the store in Leeds, Alabama Thursday ... cops say the guy, 42-year-old George Owens, performed the stunt just before closing time.
The videos show Owens yelling something to officers as he shamelessly hangs on the edge ... legs spread wide apart and all -- before dramatically hurling himself over the side and onto the wet cement floor, smacking his head and ass in the process.
Cops get Owens into cuffs though he continues to put up a fight. However, he eventually calms down.
If you've been to a Bass Pro Shop you can't tell me that you haven't thought about jumping in the tank. Everybody has. It's almost like it's there to be jumped in. That said, anyone with a brain knows you simply cannot do it. It doesn't matter how many drugs you're on, it doesn't matter how many beers you've had at that little bar they have upstairs..jumping in the tank is a no no. Now, having said that...if I was going to jump in the tank, I'm doing it exactly like this guy. I'd leave my clothes on, but I'd take my sweet ass time. Explore all the little nooks and crannies, hang out under the waterfall, check out the fish. I'd even swan dive in front of the cops...
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Why? Because when you're in the tank you have the power. The police aren't going swimming, they're just going to wait you out and tase you into oblivion, so you may as well enjoy it. Although the craziest part of this story for me is the fact that the guy in the tank showed up with two family members, which makes me think maybe it was a dare? Then again he went bananas once they got him into custody so maybe not. Whatever the case, thank god everyone is okay and hopefully that guy gets the help that he needs. Thanks for reading.